With the growing demand for growing waistbands, some football players have turned their attention away from steroids and onto food. However, with each bite their chances of athletic success lessen.
It has become increasingly popular these players to overindulge (See Mike Williams) in their favorite foods, leaving them in no position to do their jobs competently. Or, in the case of Mr. Williams, incompetently.
The latest victim is Glenn Dorsey.Recently it was announced that Chiefs second year DT Glenn Dorsey was cleared to resume football activities, after missing approximately ten practices due to weight issues. Dorsey had been restricted to the stationary bike since camp opened, causing him to lose time learning the Chiefs new 3-4 defense. A wide frame is certainly a necessity for a defensive tackle in the NFL, however, Big Glenn better lay off whatever it is they have in Kansas City (corn?) before he no longer fits, literally and figuratively, in the Chiefs plans.
Solution: Incentive based contracts and less guaranteed money---Look at most overweight and out of shape busts---they took the guaranteed money, gave up on their bodies (Charles Rogers smoked every day during his NFL career), and bolted.
Other Victims:
Tony Stewart (Nascar): Many people wonder how a person who does very little physical activity other than sitting in a car for hours every day manages to gain weight....wait nope, nobody wonders that.
Mark Mangino (Head Coaches, Kansas Jayhawks football): Mangino has been synonymous with the Big 12 for his entire life. Only recently has it not had anything to do with his chins.
Phil Mickelson (PGA) : Man-boobs. Nuff said.
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